Stepping out of my house in the
morning, rushing to the distant yet valuable spot allocated to park my car I
was transfixed in my stride to see a dog sleeping on my car. It lay there
comfortably sprawled in the slightly indented roof of my otherwise spotless
car; its weight forming a comfortable sag which I hoped to god would not stay.
My cautious footsteps disturbed the repose and its ears attuned in my
direction. He opened his eyes slowly, perhaps confirming if it was his perch
that was in question, or was I just coming to shoo him off, being the
possessive human who couldn’t just let others be in peace. I indicated that his
siesta was over, remotely unlocking the car, making it beep once. He gave me a
disapproving nod and proceeded to get up, slide down my windshield and bonnet
and finishing with a final jump down to the road. As I got in behind the wheel,
he finished his morning stretches and let out a yawn and gallivanted away.
My abstraction took me through`
`The Rise of The Planet of the Apes’. High school biology taught us that
evolution is a slow tedious process spanning multiple generations, but
adaptations and mutations can happen spontaneously. The movie showed how a
single intelligent ape could alter the entire dynamics of the populace. The
canines of my community (I hate calling it a colony, it makes us sound like
bacteria) have gotten increasingly comfortable around modern development. We
stand witness to a series of adaptive evolutions and I am not talking about the
likes of bacterial drug resistance, that spans generations but of a rapidly
progressive social and intellectual grown in the animals in the region.
The Indian Native Dog (INDog)
is an ancient autochthonous (landrace) type of dog that is found all over India;
the original breed of the country, found free-living as a commensal of man all
over the Indian subcontinent. Since these dogs have never been selectively
bred, their appearance, physical features and mental characteristics are
created by the process of natural selection alone. The current ruler or alpha
dog of my community is not much to look at, but neither was that chimp fellow
in the movie. I have never read the book, and haven’t really much cared if it
was based on one. But now coming to think of such things, I can see where the
author came from. Back to my Alpha, I find that I respect his intelligence. He (yes
it is a male), has single er.. pawedly uplifted the dogs from mutts under our
cars to the brutes that now sleep over them. He now roams the streets
unperturbed by the fuss surrounding the bipedals around him. Further googling
shows that the INDog species originated from china, talk about china flooding
the streets in India.
I saw him first as a pup, and
he has never displayed great physical prowess. We mocked him as “The Joker” for
his discolored pink red amelanotic sniffer, possibly a diagnosis of canine
vitiligo, but that’s just the doctor in me overthinking it. As kids we knew the
previous local top dog; he was a burly black mongrel who was the scariest dog
around, even more than the Doberman kept at house no. 87 whose only passion was
to run to the door to bark as anyone passing by. The thewy black fleabag had
led to mutinous behavior in the local dogs, they would refuse to budge from the
roads when we drove in, the kids were scared and the awful midnight barking a
menace. To pitch him against the `Joker’ I might as well call the bad black dog,
`The Batdog’ for naming sake.(The irony here would be Batdog losing to Joker).
The Joker led a non-violent campaign, showing us that dogs can live in harmony
with humans and people began to realize the menace of the Batdog. After many a
dog had it’s day under the tread of a car for refusing to move, the municipal
corporation did apprehend the miscreants for biting a lady acting on the
repeated complains. The Joker has ruled since.
If you are wondering about the
delay in the action on behalf of the municipal corporations, you probably
aren’t from India. Dogs and other animals here often enjoy more political and
social protection than people themselves do, certainly not the General
category. I wonder as I see the Joker if he could talk, he would probably give
a detailed explanation about why his kind should sleep on cars. The chief points
could be:-
- Car hoods and roofs are cleaner surfaces than the ground to sleep on; it provides for better health and proper sleep patterns.
- There is reduced disturbance from street sweepers, other people and cars and also fewer accidents.
- Warm Engines are especially good for winters.
- Presence of the dogs deters thieves from accessing the car; it also serves as a higher vantage point for watching other areas as well.
- It allows for cordial and safer interactions between the car owners and dogs as neither is startled by the presence of the other now that it is easier to spot the dog.
The Downside I see are the
teeming little scratches on the roof and the windshield and possibly and
indentation or two. But how do you explain such aesthetics to a dog. Maybe I
can, having previously failed to attribute intelligence where it was due. As
these dogs sitting on cars watch our world as we rush after meaningless
pursuits for money, as the pigeons roost on my Air conditioner conveniently out
of reach of predators and as the local monkey clans steal the milk from my
doorstep if I don’t pick it up on time, I realize the world around me is
changing at levels I don’t even notice. The crows too have wizened up know how
to puncture the milk containers to have a sip in the morning. We are fighting
for the same resources and so called lesser evolved seem to be doing it far
more amicably than us.